If you'd be as nice as to ask a girl - What scares her the most? After 'asshole men' and 'a missed period', her answer would most probably be 'Ageing'. Answers may vary, but the article is about ageing, so let's stick to this version. Fighting ageing is as futile as fighting the urge to... Continue Reading →
You know the kind of people who talk of associating smells with memories and then can't shut their face about it unless you fake a yawn bigger than Yokozuna? Even if you don't, you are going to read about them. This species is in abundant supply and I happen to be one of them. But... Continue Reading →
Seriously, you expected a fashion post on Diwali??? Enjoy the Day!! I just made this post to publish my gif. 😛 Ok ! just one more thing since you're here! The Victoria's Secret annual Fashion Show is in Paris this year and Jasmine Tookes is wearing the $3 million fantasy bra this time (isn't it... Continue Reading →
Not many things in life can make you a. Stop cribbing about how your job is heavy-metal poisoning you b. Forget to screen your Instagram feed to stalk the bitch who's going places c. Smile at the people you secretly wish to strangle d. Ignore a Nicki Minaj-esque butt crack on display opposite your breakfast... Continue Reading →
Facts you need to know about Rihanna, because I made that graphic and it requires some text. P.S. - Don't read unless you want to clutter your brain with random facts; BTW these facts can come in very handy if you love pop culture and fashion. 1. Her work work work is totally unsafe for... Continue Reading →
Date : Quite some time ago Place: Commercial Street Time : 12 p.m. - ish Starring - Girl with a puffer pout Puffer mouth's disgruntled boyfriend Fashion-savvy street vendor Supporting Cast - Me Me's female friend with serious haggling skills On a sweltering afternoon, when body odour levels in the air were as high as... Continue Reading →
Disclaimer: This post is not about IT - Information Technology, IT - Income Tax, IT - International Terrorism , IT - Intelligent Talks,,,we have nothing to do with the aforementioned 'ITs' though we are striving hard to associate ourselves with the last one. This post is just about 'It' - the blah pronoun you don't... Continue Reading →
Nce 2 meet u, wer u been, I cd shw u incrdble thngs Lyk dis kikass way I type, aint it cool lyk dose one nyt flings? Comprehensn cn go 2 hell cuz i dnt wanna learn hw 2 spell im so busy, dnt u knw typng shit in a milion windws (if you... Continue Reading →
This one might feel a bit like a Wiki article, but trust me we need fashion education just as much as we need Game of Thrones, well-fitting jeans, sex, alcohol, internet and Tinder. Fashion handicap is going to worry you not-to-forget humiliate, demean and ridicule you in the future...so, use some help while it doesn't... Continue Reading →
Dear Homo sapiens, I'm specifically referring to the ones with more testosterone than estrogen or dicky-birds in case you prefer that (there can't be a cuter way to address you) If you don't want your face to get scarred by painstakingly manicured fingers in the days that follow, glue your eyes to the words that... Continue Reading →
This might be as difficult as getting your ass off-the-bed in the morning but just as essential and beneficial. So, kindly continue reading and help add some more swag to the planet (astonishingly we still don't have enough!) I wouldn't have written this if it wasn't for a pretty girl (in a stylish store) who... Continue Reading →
My parents made me promise just one thing before I flew the nest, it seemed downright silly at that time, but on a fine day the reason dawned on me. While most parents worry about their kids getting embroilded in sex scandals or becoming drug peddlers, mine were concerned about my presence in mass congregations.... Continue Reading →
"Life is too short to wear boring clothes" - say Carly Cushnie & Michelle Ochs (Designers: Cushnie et Ochs) "True that!" - says my workplace populace Well! Working in fashion comes with a definitive set of advantages: ~ Your senses experience some of the rad-est clothes, shoes, bags...(insert countless other material things) for real (way... Continue Reading →
If you don't know Borsalino just like I didn't (until I read Shantaram), feel embarrassed, ashamed and everything you would if you were caught watching porn. Maybe such feelings do not apply to commoners but self-claimed fashion fanatics seethe and slit wrists over it, until finally sharing the humiliation on their blog. As mentioned earlier,... Continue Reading →
I wouldn't be exaggerating if I tell you that chick-flicks have (in-the-most-fashionable-manner-expected-of-them) taken over my distraction called life. I keep relating real-life events to the million reel-life ones I have subjected my hopeless-romantic self to, and didn't take notice until I started wanting the right kind of background music accompanying me everywhere. An eminent counsellor... Continue Reading →
Fashion more often than not tends to bend towards irrationality and reminds me of what my dad used to say when he caught me watching FTV, "Aise kapde koi pehenta hai?' (Translation: What kind of people wear such clothes?). I wonder what he would say if I briefed him about the current fashion scenario -... Continue Reading →
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